Recent Funnies..and a Kung-fu video

Here is the latest edition of "Recent funnies." I don't mean them to all be from Vivi, but she definitely is a talker and says some hilarious things:). To balance it out, I included an awesome video of Tonito at kung-fu! Can you believe that 2 years ago he wasn't running or jumping, much less doing cartwheels and backbends!!!???
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Vivi last night at dinner: "Mommy Maya washed her hands-" Me, drinking a glass of milk: "Good, now start eating" Vivi: "No Mommy, LISTEN: Maya washed her hands IN your milk!"
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What Vivi learned while I was on fb: "Mommy- I climbed on the bunk bed and put lemur on the ceiling fan and turned it on and she went flying! It's so fun!! You can do it with anything!!!!"
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Maya: "Ten and ten ten." Me: "Hmm?" Maya: "Like huff and puff and blow da house down." hahaha= chiny-chiny-chin!
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I just found a smelly, rotten Easter egg behind a frame in our house, and an exploded silly putty in the car, all over the seat.
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Me, braising lamb for dinner, trying to explain to Vivi why some people eat meat: "Well, some people like it and it has good protein for your body."
Vivi: "But it used to be a real lamb Mommy! Are people going to start eating lemurs now??"
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I'm ignoring the puddles of water on my floor from my kids traipsing from the pool to the bathroom and back- NOW I get why we have the first floor in ceramic tile!!!
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Maya: Toto goes to kung-fu, papi goes to work, Maya go to ballet, Vivi goes to ballet.
Me: Where does mommy do?
Maya: She goes in the car!
Vivi: She cleans!
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Vivi: "When I get bigger and have kids I'm going to tell you their names so you know who they are."
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Maya: "He like my baby brother!"
(I point to an African-American man in the parking lot) Him?
Maya: "No, him!" (pointing to an older white guy)
Vivi: "Yeah, no hair!"